Have you ever wondered what would happen if all the teams in the NCAA Tournament were replaced with your favorite talking heads and washed-up stars? Who hasn't, right? Well, Jethro, your sleepless nights are over ... welcome to The 2007 GoBoilers.com Tournament of Cable News Hosts and TV's Batman Villains!

     Here's how it works: the Tournament Seeding Committee has done the legwork for you in preparing the brackets you see below. As in seeding any bracket, some difficult choices needed to be made. As you compare the Committee's opinion with your own, keep in mind some of the recent headlines from your local paper's sports pages -- Colonel Gumm left school early to get a piece of the action, and Doocy and Kilmeade remain on post-season tournament probation until 2008 for too many "contributions" from "friends".

     Now, it's your turn. You'll notice that next to each matchup is a pair of radio buttons. Simply click your favorite for each game and submit your list. Each week, the votes will be tallied, winners will advance, and you'll come back the following week to do it all again. As was the case last year, if you would like e-mail notification of the beginning of each new round, submit your email address here. GB.c will delete your email address after the tournament; you need not fear us signing you up for prescription medications, secrets of EBay success, or men or women in another country that really want to meet YOU!

     As you look at the bracket, you'll see three different Catwomen, three Mr. Freezes, and at least three people from CNBC that I know even Robin wouldn't be scared of. Will any of them meet later in the tournament? That's up to you, my friend. You will also decide the fate once again of GoBoilers.com perennial favorite, Mr. Bill Walton ... never mind which category he comes from.

     Can you vote more than once per week? Sure, selfish. If this nonsense gets you out of bed in the morning, by all means, jump on with both feet. We're happy to be your ray of sunshine.